Bored of Facebook.

They say every cigarette shortens your life. Here’s hoping.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 08:06:56 -0400

They say every cigarette shortens your life.

Here’s hoping.

hifromchantal: taengthehero: lego-batmann: 9 Hilariously...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:51:10 -0400

9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids

taengthehero:

lego-batmann:

9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids

“Not to be hard but I need money.” Classic

Hahahaha

hifromchantal: I laughed at this for a good 45 seconds

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:49:39 -0400

hifromchantal:

I laughed at this for a good 45 seconds

a-spider: whats stopping us from getting married oh right ur a chicken nugget

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:49:08 -0400

a-spider:

whats stopping us from getting married oh right ur a chicken nugget

j-moriarty: joeshmo: j-moriarty: romeo romeo where the fuck is you, romeo Fuck you, the original...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:39:24 -0400

j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

j-moriarty:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

pale0zoic: koripxo: thatduck-sureisugly: I DONT THINK IVE...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 15:06:56 -0400

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

yzma: kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when he...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 14:57:28 -0400

yzma:

kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back

khl0ekardashian: me on my way to steal your man

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 05:14:44 -0400

khl0ekardashian:

me on my way to steal your man

commanderinqueef: using your boner as a leg

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 05:13:55 -0400

commanderinqueef:

using your boner as a leg

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Fri, 31 May 2013 10:47:53 -0400

emobaria: bootox: emobaria: my biggest fear isn’t being murdered, it’s that the news uses an ugly...

Fri, 31 May 2013 08:08:11 -0400

emobaria:

bootox:

emobaria:

my biggest fear isn’t being murdered, it’s that the news uses an ugly picture of me from facebook when they talk about my murder.

Any picture of you is an ugly picture

sadsavior: do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it

Fri, 31 May 2013 08:07:50 -0400

sadsavior:

do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it

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Fri, 31 May 2013 08:07:15 -0400

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Fri, 31 May 2013 07:59:48 -0400

askarsholic: best of eric northman: Eric trolls Sookie. Best...

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:23:15 -0400

askarsholic:

best of eric northman: Eric trolls Sookie.

Best scene LOL. His face…… priceless.

pauloferreiraa: skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly...

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:13:58 -0400

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

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Thu, 30 May 2013 15:13:41 -0400

hallowsoverhorcruxes: punkiraq: what if hannibal gave a guest talk at the academy and started it...

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:13:31 -0400

hallowsoverhorcruxes:

punkiraq:

what if hannibal gave a guest talk at the academy and started it off with
“good morning my name is hannibal lecter and welcome to my hannibal lecture”

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Thu, 30 May 2013 15:13:17 -0400

rnozzarellasticks: hamburgay: Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the...

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:13:11 -0400

rnozzarellasticks:

hamburgay:

Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis

I think about this post a lot